1 00:00:05,023 --> 00:00:07,471 Oh, hot, hot, hot! 2 00:00:14,885 --> 00:00:17,058 Now where is that darn thing? 3 00:00:17,989 --> 00:00:19,196 Hey, Lil. 4 00:00:23,368 --> 00:00:26,195 - Dad, have you seen my-- - Beanie? 5 00:00:26,196 --> 00:00:29,782 Oh, thanks. Hey, do you mind making waffles for breakfast? 6 00:00:29,885 --> 00:00:31,851 - Way ahead of ya. - Yes! 7 00:00:31,954 --> 00:00:34,333 - Oh, and do you have... - Game controller? 8 00:00:34,334 --> 00:00:36,092 You're the best. 9 00:00:36,196 --> 00:00:38,851 Ha! Just a dad doin' dad stuff. 10 00:00:40,334 --> 00:00:41,713 ♪ I'm a dad ♪ 11 00:00:42,782 --> 00:00:43,953 Rise and shine! 12 00:00:43,954 --> 00:00:45,437 Hey, Dad. 13 00:00:46,402 --> 00:00:47,540 I made waffles. 14 00:00:47,678 --> 00:00:50,058 Nah, I've got breakfast covered. Thanks though. 15 00:00:50,196 --> 00:00:52,851 You know, it's lookin' a little sparse in here. 16 00:00:52,954 --> 00:00:55,920 Should we get some posters for your walls or a rug 17 00:00:56,023 --> 00:00:57,471 or furniture of any kind? 18 00:00:57,609 --> 00:00:59,437 I want you to feel settled here. 19 00:00:59,540 --> 00:01:01,851 Thanks, but I prefer it this way. 20 00:01:01,954 --> 00:01:03,746 Ready to go whenever life calls. 21 00:01:03,747 --> 00:01:06,713 I understand. Let's step away from the window, son. 22 00:01:06,816 --> 00:01:10,057 That doesn't mean you can't lay down some roots, settle in, 23 00:01:10,058 --> 00:01:12,609 trade the hammock for a bed. What do you say? 24 00:01:14,782 --> 00:01:16,885 Promise that wasn't on purpose. 25 00:01:16,989 --> 00:01:19,609 That's the beauty of a hammock. Easily replaceable. 26 00:01:19,713 --> 00:01:22,127 So we're agreed. Replace the hammock with a bed. 27 00:01:22,230 --> 00:01:24,127 Replace the hammock with a hammock! 28 00:01:24,230 --> 00:01:26,265 - Or a bed. - Or a hammock. 29 00:01:26,368 --> 00:01:27,954 Right, a bed. 30 00:01:29,747 --> 00:01:30,506 Hammock. 31 00:01:31,885 --> 00:01:33,539 ♪ Me and you ♪ 32 00:01:33,540 --> 00:01:37,058 ♪ Together we can't lose ♪ 33 00:01:37,747 --> 00:01:39,851 ♪ Me and you, me and you 34 00:01:43,058 --> 00:01:45,092 Jack says he wants a hammock 35 00:01:45,196 --> 00:01:47,195 to go with his life of adventure. 36 00:01:47,196 --> 00:01:48,609 I don't know about adventure. 37 00:01:48,747 --> 00:01:50,954 That was his mom's thing. What's my thing? 38 00:01:51,058 --> 00:01:54,023 You're already giving him something he's never had. 39 00:01:54,161 --> 00:01:55,470 The comforts of home. 40 00:01:55,471 --> 00:01:58,368 Spend time with him. That's worth more than a bed. 41 00:01:58,471 --> 00:02:00,953 Are you in need of home furnishings? 42 00:02:00,954 --> 00:02:02,644 - I am! - Or just looking 43 00:02:02,747 --> 00:02:04,540 - for an adventure? - Jack is! 44 00:02:04,644 --> 00:02:06,470 Come on down to Mike A's, 45 00:02:06,471 --> 00:02:09,989 the one-stop shop for anything and everything! 46 00:02:10,092 --> 00:02:11,506 Lightly used housewares, 47 00:02:11,644 --> 00:02:14,298 semi-ethically sourced medical supplies, 48 00:02:14,299 --> 00:02:17,298 and the widest selection of tons and tons of beds 49 00:02:17,299 --> 00:02:19,058 this side of the Mississippi! 50 00:02:19,161 --> 00:02:21,023 This is it! 51 00:02:21,127 --> 00:02:24,678 Mike A's, where family adventure begins! 52 00:02:24,782 --> 00:02:28,023 It's exactly what Jack needs! What I want him to need! 53 00:02:28,127 --> 00:02:30,126 Wahoo! I can finally be 54 00:02:30,127 --> 00:02:32,953 the dad Jack needs by taking him to this store! 55 00:02:32,954 --> 00:02:35,643 Oh! Thanks for the help, Min. 56 00:02:35,644 --> 00:02:37,299 That's not what I said! 57 00:02:37,402 --> 00:02:39,161 Ah, he'll figure it out. 58 00:02:42,644 --> 00:02:45,334 Oh, man, I'm so excited to show you this place, Jack. 59 00:02:45,437 --> 00:02:48,092 Gonna be a real adventure. Plus they got great beds. 60 00:02:48,196 --> 00:02:50,575 I'm fine with a hammock, but I'm super excited 61 00:02:50,678 --> 00:02:52,334 for a Dad-Jack solo adventure. 62 00:02:52,437 --> 00:02:53,334 It's been forever. 63 00:02:53,471 --> 00:02:55,058 It hasn't been that long. 64 00:02:55,161 --> 00:02:56,782 Since I was six. 65 00:02:57,230 --> 00:02:59,402 Six?! No, that's not right. 66 00:02:59,506 --> 00:03:01,540 Yup, not since I was six. 67 00:03:01,920 --> 00:03:03,920 Well, no time like the present. 68 00:03:11,437 --> 00:03:12,747 - Whoa! - Whoa! 69 00:03:22,299 --> 00:03:24,747 - This place is... - Amazing! 70 00:03:24,851 --> 00:03:26,850 I've never seen a place like this. 71 00:03:26,851 --> 00:03:28,644 Kind of intense, right? 72 00:03:28,747 --> 00:03:30,609 Is this a real sarcophagus? 73 00:03:30,713 --> 00:03:32,299 Real and a steal! 74 00:03:32,402 --> 00:03:36,368 100% authentic, 90% legal, and 10% off. 75 00:03:36,471 --> 00:03:39,816 Hi. Mike A, owner of this fine establishment. 76 00:03:39,920 --> 00:03:41,540 Will. This is my son, Jack. 77 00:03:45,196 --> 00:03:46,954 Just kidding! 78 00:03:47,092 --> 00:03:49,885 Gets 'em every time! Aisle 8 for the fake hands. 79 00:03:49,989 --> 00:03:52,334 Aisle 6 for the real ones. 80 00:03:53,092 --> 00:03:55,126 Don't need hands today. We're here 81 00:03:55,127 --> 00:03:57,746 on a bit of a father-son adventure for a bed. 82 00:03:57,747 --> 00:04:00,091 Or a hammock. I prefer hammocks. 83 00:04:00,092 --> 00:04:01,299 Hmm. 84 00:04:01,402 --> 00:04:02,919 I got beds, I got hammocks. 85 00:04:02,920 --> 00:04:05,092 I got beds made out of recycled hammocks 86 00:04:05,196 --> 00:04:07,299 and a hammock made out of shredded beds. 87 00:04:07,402 --> 00:04:09,334 Want adventure? I got those too. 88 00:04:09,437 --> 00:04:11,919 Hop on, young explorer. To aisle 12, 89 00:04:11,920 --> 00:04:14,402 hammocks, beds, and adventures. 90 00:04:14,506 --> 00:04:15,368 Cool! 91 00:04:15,471 --> 00:04:17,644 Okay, I guess I'll just walk. 92 00:04:18,816 --> 00:04:20,506 - Behold! - Whoa! 93 00:04:20,644 --> 00:04:22,919 A bedroom for the young adventurer. 94 00:04:22,920 --> 00:04:24,816 They really do have everything. 95 00:04:24,920 --> 00:04:27,023 - This is... - So cool! 96 00:04:27,127 --> 00:04:29,781 Oh, wow! How did you even find this? 97 00:04:29,782 --> 00:04:31,540 Well, it's a long story. 98 00:04:31,644 --> 00:04:33,678 Lucky for you, we're open 24 hours. 99 00:04:33,816 --> 00:04:37,161 2007, Peru, with one hand hanging onto the edge of a cliff 100 00:04:37,299 --> 00:04:38,989 and a priceless relic in the other. 101 00:04:39,127 --> 00:04:42,058 You know what's really priceless? This bed! 102 00:04:42,989 --> 00:04:44,023 Sure. 103 00:04:44,127 --> 00:04:46,608 So my business partner betrayed me, 104 00:04:46,609 --> 00:04:49,781 but he didn't know I'd swapped the gold for chocolate coins! 105 00:04:53,092 --> 00:04:54,953 I was racing down the rapids, 106 00:04:54,954 --> 00:04:56,885 only a bow and arrow at my side, 107 00:04:57,023 --> 00:04:59,230 and I could hear the locals shouting, 108 00:04:59,368 --> 00:05:00,782 "Squeal like a pig!" 109 00:05:00,885 --> 00:05:03,092 Hey, this is the bed! 110 00:05:03,196 --> 00:05:05,022 Thanks, I'll take it from here. 111 00:05:05,023 --> 00:05:07,058 Wait, I wanna hear the end of the story. 112 00:05:07,161 --> 00:05:10,230 But we found what we're looking for. This was the goal. 113 00:05:10,678 --> 00:05:12,023 For you. 114 00:05:14,816 --> 00:05:17,127 Well, I can tell an awkward situation 115 00:05:17,230 --> 00:05:18,540 when I see one. 116 00:05:21,713 --> 00:05:23,885 I just want to give you what you need. 117 00:05:24,023 --> 00:05:26,368 What I need or what you want? 118 00:05:26,471 --> 00:05:28,368 You can get a bed if it's so important. 119 00:05:28,506 --> 00:05:30,230 I came for an adventure with you. 120 00:05:30,368 --> 00:05:32,058 Guess I gotta find one myself. 121 00:05:32,161 --> 00:05:33,471 Jack! 122 00:05:48,161 --> 00:05:49,575 Fancy seeing you here! 123 00:05:49,678 --> 00:05:53,058 You know, that usually works best with two people. Uh... 124 00:05:53,161 --> 00:05:54,299 Where's your dad? 125 00:05:54,437 --> 00:05:56,127 He only came here to buy stuff. 126 00:05:56,265 --> 00:05:57,851 I wanted something different. 127 00:05:57,954 --> 00:06:00,885 I see. A treasure money can't buy. 128 00:06:00,989 --> 00:06:03,265 I told you I got something for everyone, 129 00:06:03,368 --> 00:06:06,058 and I've got just what you're lookin' for. 130 00:06:06,609 --> 00:06:07,989 Ooh! 131 00:06:08,885 --> 00:06:11,471 "Oh, no, Dad, I don't need anything. 132 00:06:11,575 --> 00:06:13,265 I'm a mysterious adventurer. 133 00:06:13,368 --> 00:06:16,127 It's unclear what value you add to my life." 134 00:06:18,782 --> 00:06:21,575 - What do you want? - Hey, big fella! 135 00:06:21,989 --> 00:06:24,402 Some son you got. Hard to shop for, eh? 136 00:06:24,816 --> 00:06:27,230 I know! I can't figure out what he wants, 137 00:06:27,334 --> 00:06:29,644 and I can't get him to want what I think he needs. 138 00:06:29,782 --> 00:06:32,816 Well, lucky for you, I have a knack for this stuff. 139 00:06:32,954 --> 00:06:36,506 What if I told you I got something your son needs, 140 00:06:36,609 --> 00:06:38,678 something you want him to have? 141 00:06:38,782 --> 00:06:41,678 I'd be surprised if such a thing even exists. 142 00:06:41,782 --> 00:06:44,230 Oh, you'll be surprised, all right. 143 00:06:44,334 --> 00:06:45,712 Very surpri-- 144 00:06:45,713 --> 00:06:47,127 Ooh! 145 00:06:47,265 --> 00:06:48,575 Surprised. 146 00:06:48,989 --> 00:06:50,989 Strange man. 147 00:06:53,437 --> 00:06:55,334 Come on! 148 00:06:55,437 --> 00:06:57,678 Where are we? 149 00:06:57,816 --> 00:06:59,782 Right where you need to be. 150 00:07:00,196 --> 00:07:01,954 - Dad? - Jack? 151 00:07:02,402 --> 00:07:05,299 What are you doing here? Mike A told me to-- 152 00:07:05,402 --> 00:07:07,540 Didn't I teach you to not follow strangers 153 00:07:07,678 --> 00:07:08,885 into mysterious vaults? 154 00:07:08,989 --> 00:07:11,953 Uh, no. And didn't you just do the same thing? 155 00:07:11,954 --> 00:07:15,368 Fair enough. All right, Mike A, what's this super secret-- 156 00:07:15,506 --> 00:07:16,299 Surprise! 157 00:07:17,609 --> 00:07:19,609 Well, he's right, I am surprised. 158 00:07:20,816 --> 00:07:22,851 What is happening?! 159 00:07:23,644 --> 00:07:25,643 The walls! They're closing in on us! 160 00:07:25,644 --> 00:07:28,644 This is why people shop online! Oh! 161 00:07:29,092 --> 00:07:32,023 Come on, Will. Your child is about to be crushed! 162 00:07:32,161 --> 00:07:34,746 Summon super inner dad strength! 163 00:07:36,713 --> 00:07:39,919 - Dad... - Do something, for once! 164 00:07:39,920 --> 00:07:43,368 Come on! Provide! 165 00:07:43,471 --> 00:07:45,196 - Dad... - Don't worry, Jack. 166 00:07:45,299 --> 00:07:47,196 I'm gonna find a way outta here. 167 00:07:48,540 --> 00:07:49,989 Dad! 168 00:07:51,023 --> 00:07:51,953 There's a vent! 169 00:07:53,575 --> 00:07:57,265 A vent! Yes! Don't worry, Jack. I'll get us up there somehow. 170 00:07:57,402 --> 00:08:00,851 Dad, just stop! I need you to actually listen to me. 171 00:08:00,954 --> 00:08:02,022 You... need me? 172 00:08:02,023 --> 00:08:04,609 Of course I need you. You're my dad! 173 00:08:04,713 --> 00:08:07,230 But right now, we need to get out of here. 174 00:08:07,334 --> 00:08:08,850 Quick, link arms with me! 175 00:08:08,851 --> 00:08:11,127 Now climb! Go, go, go, go! 176 00:08:11,230 --> 00:08:13,816 It's working! How'd you know how to do this? 177 00:08:13,920 --> 00:08:16,195 Had to scale a cliff like this in Chile once. 178 00:08:16,196 --> 00:08:18,402 Probably why I don't carry much stuff. 179 00:08:18,506 --> 00:08:19,402 Cool. 180 00:08:20,713 --> 00:08:23,402 Dad strength! 181 00:08:25,058 --> 00:08:27,850 You're always so calm in stressful situations. 182 00:08:27,851 --> 00:08:29,920 Certainly didn't get that from me. 183 00:08:30,023 --> 00:08:31,575 Yeah. Pretty cool 184 00:08:31,678 --> 00:08:34,195 how you ripped that vent cover off though. 185 00:08:34,196 --> 00:08:36,058 It felt cool! 186 00:08:37,092 --> 00:08:39,989 Whoa! Super realistic fake skeleton! 187 00:08:40,092 --> 00:08:41,747 Yeah... "fake." 188 00:08:42,092 --> 00:08:44,782 Hey, Jack, sorry I was pushing a bed on you. 189 00:08:44,885 --> 00:08:46,782 I just want you to feel at home with us. 190 00:08:46,920 --> 00:08:49,265 You know what does make me feel at home? 191 00:08:49,402 --> 00:08:50,989 Spending time with you. 192 00:08:51,506 --> 00:08:52,609 Whoa! 193 00:08:55,058 --> 00:08:55,920 Wait, Jack! 194 00:08:56,058 --> 00:08:57,575 Come on. We can get through here. 195 00:09:02,230 --> 00:09:03,713 Aisle 8, remember? 196 00:09:04,092 --> 00:09:07,437 All right, wise guy. Time to get us outta here. 197 00:09:08,437 --> 00:09:09,713 Dad strength! 198 00:09:09,851 --> 00:09:11,539 Nice goin', Dad. 199 00:09:11,540 --> 00:09:12,747 Whoa! 200 00:09:16,747 --> 00:09:19,782 Ugh, I hate snakes and rats. 201 00:09:19,885 --> 00:09:21,575 Whoa! 202 00:09:21,678 --> 00:09:23,057 Okay, easy. 203 00:09:23,058 --> 00:09:26,022 We'll just turn around slowly and find another-- 204 00:09:28,954 --> 00:09:30,437 They're rubber. 205 00:09:30,575 --> 00:09:32,815 - I still kinda hate it though. - Me too. 206 00:09:38,989 --> 00:09:39,954 Grab a helmet! 207 00:09:40,058 --> 00:09:41,920 Find your foothold and climb! 208 00:09:42,368 --> 00:09:44,747 Wow, Dad, I didn't know you could climb. 209 00:09:44,851 --> 00:09:46,471 It's been a couple decades. 210 00:09:46,609 --> 00:09:47,920 I'm in a lot of pain. 211 00:09:48,023 --> 00:09:49,196 Hold on, Dad! 212 00:10:13,540 --> 00:10:14,678 Hey, a hammock! 213 00:10:14,816 --> 00:10:16,988 I think we got what you want. Let's go home. 214 00:10:16,989 --> 00:10:20,540 Actually, Dad, let's go with the deluxe. 215 00:10:21,196 --> 00:10:22,782 Whatever you want, bud. 216 00:10:25,816 --> 00:10:27,436 How is this place legal? 217 00:10:27,437 --> 00:10:29,298 I know! That was awesome! 218 00:10:29,299 --> 00:10:31,402 Hey, I know a death-trap department store 219 00:10:31,506 --> 00:10:34,334 isn't exactly like scaling the cliffs of Chile, but... 220 00:10:34,437 --> 00:10:37,023 Still a pretty great adventure with my dad. 221 00:10:39,644 --> 00:10:42,127 Dad, did you need anything from Mike A's? 222 00:10:42,230 --> 00:10:44,540 I got exactly what I needed, Jack-a-roo. 223 00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:46,575 - "Jack-a-roo"? - Yeah, I don't know. 224 00:10:46,678 --> 00:10:48,816 - Thought I'd try it out. - I like it. 225 00:10:54,851 --> 00:10:57,058 Mike A always gets the sale. 226 00:10:58,334 --> 00:11:00,644 Never get the timing right. 227 00:11:11,678 --> 00:11:13,505 ♪ Me and you ♪ 228 00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:16,678 ♪ Together we can't lose ♪ 229 00:11:18,058 --> 00:11:20,575 ♪ Me and you, me and you ♪ 230 00:11:20,678 --> 00:11:22,505 ♪ Me and you ♪ 231 00:11:22,506 --> 00:11:26,505 ♪ Together we can't lose ♪ 232 00:11:26,506 --> 00:11:28,678 ♪ Me and you, me and you ♪